You know you’re a mom when:

-You sing Yo Gabba Gabba, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Backyardigans, Wonder Pets, Dora the Explorer, Go Diego Go, Sesame Street songs out of no where because they’re permanently absorbed into your brain.

-You start talking to your hubby in baby talk, in my case, Dylan-language. For example, “Peez, Daddy?” “Thah-chu Daddy.” “I play Berdz.” “Who is dat?!” “I eat mum-mum (aka food).” Actually, it’s not just Mark. I talk to my own best friend like this.

-You could care less if you look like shit all day.

-You pick everything up with your feet.

-You’ve mastered doing everything with just one hand.

-And most of all, you lack an abundant amount of rest.

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Wednesday Jun 6 @ 09:23pm
tagged as: Story of my life. Motherhood.

  1. cupcakeriot reblogged this from caleemama
  2. housewifemama said: OMG this is hilarious!! each thing i read, i was laughing and literally nodding in agreement. soooo true!!! My husband even commented on me talking like a baby to him. It just comes natural to me haha
  3. oursarah said: I walk around at work humming Playhouse Disney songs. Drives me mad.
  4. mommysoasis said: i was JUST singing yo gabba gabba and this post called me out!
  5. maylenewould said: Lol omg mum mums, my nephew looooved them. He’d literally search the diaper bag if he knew I stashed some in there. LOL.
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